San Francisco, California Feb 4, 2022 (Issuewire.com) - Manhattan beverage firm Z CORP hopes to turn Bernie Madoff's mug shot into a cash cow. A new energy concoction called "Madoff Energy Drink," named after the investment banker who bilked investors out of billions will be coming to c-stores.
Because Madoff is a lot like the Wall Street Bull, Z CORP said the energy drink is fortified with "Taurine", which is found naturally in 'orchis' (the Latin term for bull testicles). Taurine is also named after Taurus, the second astrological sign in the Zodiac. Madoff was born on April 29, 1938, in Queens, N.Y., making him a Taurus.
Madoff Energy Drink will be sold in 8.4-ounce, single-serving cans with a suggested retail price of $3 per can. The beverage will also be available in four packs that may be chilled on the trading floor, the office, or wherever a financial pick-me-up is needed. Madoff Energy Drink's controversial tagline says it all: "In Bernie We Trust!"
Note: Bernard Madoff (April 29, 1938 - April 14, 2021) was an American financier and convicted fraudster who ran the world's largest Ponzi scheme. He was at one-time non-executive chairman of the NASDAQ stock market before being revealed as the operator of the largest financial fraud in U.S. history, worth about $64.8 billion.
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